Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, I went to hospital for a potential stomach bug. According to a CT scan, I also found out that I have uterine fibroids as well. Yay for being a woman. FML
Today, I had an irate patient scream at me to the point security had to be called for not printing out the pictures she wanted. I’m an on call ultrasound tech in the emergency department. She’s only about 7 weeks along and thought she was going to get a picture of a full-sized baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
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Top comments
Henry2 5
No way! I know exactly what your going through. I found out today that I have two testicles!
AkeemKN 1
that is as stupid as asking if having 2 dicks normal.
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Comments (212)
Googoo27 12
wut the fuuuuuuuuuuudge nuggets in a bag? 900th fyl. woot
Ifeelyou 0
it's not common but it does happen. both uteruses are functioning and you could get pregnant with both at the same time which I think is awesome
stevenmx86 8
Your life really isn't f'ed because the tech was excited but I chose "Your life is f'ed" because no one likes extreme abdominal pain..
emodude44 0
Two uteruses? NICE
JFloUnknown 24
I think it should be two 'uteri'.
stacster 0
black and yellow babies!
darksidehascooki_fml 0
that does happen. I have a friend with the same thing. she is always on her period and she had to be very careful when she had her kids.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Now that's an FYL situation... Not that the OPs isn't...
zarii 0
is that even possible???? ^o)
annigotammo 1
what??!!?!
5_timeStateChamp 0
black people eat kfc
newjerseyguy 0
thats odd but pretty cool