tdudey123
Toronto, Canada
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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dmblonde 13
Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.
thisgirlysfml 2
Better than no lap dance..
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calilovesneb 12
What's worse is the fact that some men have a fetish when it comes to older women. I'll never understand why men can't just stuck to their own age group. But in your case that's just uncomfortable. I'm sorry, OP.
TheFuckerofShit 16
The old ladies got "experience".
Grimmerie 31
Way to be narrowminded! Do you want a cookie or a medal?
FMLshark 12
So, how is that rock you live under, 1? You know, the one where only men have strange fetishes and are the only ones interested in people outside their age group?
peoplearestupido 0
Im sensing some unfortunate past that involved a boy, an old lady, and #1.
rekege 18
Well, what you have in common with old ladies is 20-something boys, and cats. 15 of them to be exact. Now, just get old, and you'll get the boys, too.
Tektite 14
Whoa Caligirl.. AKA #1- Age is just a number!!
Dargoria 1
1- Everyone has their fetishes, you are in no position to judge them. Plus, this FML has nothing to even do with that.
thefatman38 4
This coming from the girl (#1) who has 15 cats, who's the old person now?!?!?!
wtvr 2
Well women have fetishes as well, also that specific one. And stop being so ******* narrow minded, fetishes are totally okay, why not spice up the kinky stuff a bit. As to the fml: apparently gentlemen do get lucky too.
Tuffay 14
Maybe daddy dumped mommy for a young Hotty, and #1 is not happy sharing her Capri Sun's with her new mommy!
silverstream20 20
It's called sexuality 1. Men and woman experience it in their own distinctive ways.Also there is absolutely nothing wrong with a guy having a thing for a older woman. Don't be judgmental.
thisgirlysfml 2
Better than no lap dance..
zandalee 20
Did you talk about the first thing that came up?
aaalllliiiii 6
That's disgusting!
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Doesn't matter, had.... A lap dance?
RaveBlade 4
Hey at peast it was free!
guy24 9
I would of been fine with no lap dance.
dmblonde 13
Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.
jonn090 13
Your pretty. I want to take you to a ball
rocklare18 7
Don't lie to yourself, we all saw that bulge you got. Saucy
youjustmademelol 4
you send like a nice guy though, offering grannie a seat and not pushing her off you.
indigoblues 9
At least it's a one in a lifetime experience.
theluckyones 10
Unless he liked it.
greenie213 23
Yeah. So is dying.
Charmillionaire 13
One of the many experiences in life that people can live without
primadonna9396 16
Clearly you don't have much experience with inner city public transit.
zack11289 3
I would just like to point out that just because a woman sits on your lap, doesn't mean it's a lap dance. It's called she's sittin on your lap. Now if she was moving around and grinding on you, then yes, it would then be a lap dance
Tsunami87 17
This is the dumbest comment I've read in a while. Thanks for the laughs.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
So wait, are you telling me that after all these years, Santa doesn't just deliver all those presents around the world because each kid gave him a lap dance? Wtf. What's his motivation then???!!!!!
walmartpaysme 15
5 I think OP was implying that since they were on a bus, she WAS moving around unintentionally.
nora111197 8
Oh really?! Thank you now i understand how lap dances work
hol18 5
GILF?
Gorillaz23 9
Or GMILF...
Nabee143 3
Kinky! Granny still got it going on! LOL
loveme25 6
Grannies need love too!
JustKittyKat 24
I completely sympathize with you OP. I am sorry you had to endure that. It was lovely of you to offer up your place. On a side note; please allow me to point one thing out, being polite should not be a decision one should make. It's sad that some people "decide" to not be polite and kind. Good for you, OP, for doing what's right! Even though you were sort of molested.
gc327072 31
Not nearly as molested as I was by airport security -.-
annie_nk 23
I bet that made every bump that more awkward.
chriscrossedya 4
shoulda started talkin about the first thing that pops up