Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
ridemyrocket 9
Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.
emilie_gambii 9
Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.
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Comments (161)
PhDInLife 8
Was he a football player...named Tim by chance??
DepressedBlade 6
He kneeled, then he kneeled again.
skyeyez9 25
If he was that uncomfortable, you should have Stopped! I also have a feeling OP's bf was a minor or "barely legal." And OP is much older.
vanaathiel 13
Amazing how you can assume all that from one little post!
skyeyez9 25
If the bf was in pain....why did OP keep going?! That shows OP is selfish and only cared about his own pleasure. That is why I made the assumption Sounds like he took advantage of him and kept pounding away despite his bf not enjoying it.
JayElleBee 15
Who said the boyfriend was in pain? To me, it reads more like he was enjoying himself (plenty of people say 'oh god' when they're really getting into sex) but when he realised what he was saying, he remembered the toxic bullshit his religion spouts and had himself a little breakdown. Amazing how two people can come to wildly different conclusions based purely on assumptions.
stacieharms 11
Pretty sure they are both guys...
KJBanx 7
Sounds like you were so good in bed it turned into a religious experience
miaoucore 13
you made the situation sound creepy :c
buddy51 23
At least he didn't start singing Madonna while you were making him unlike a virgin, OP. Perhaps if you analized your actions and tried a little tenderness (and lube) with his aching entryway??
desoura737 8
OP, maybebyour boyfriend realized he was straight (based on uour username.) And if you're a girl, maybe he realized he was gay. Either way, tough break.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure he would be crying "Oh God" and praying, if he was gay and having sex with a girl.
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
Well, if this is two guys having sex, you can't lose your virginity anyhow. Virginity is only with straight sex. Beyond the point, that sucks if its a girl-guy situation.
JayElleBee 15
Virgin = someone who has never had sexual contact with another person.
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
155, so if I'm incredibly stupid, how did I write the comment? I'm just stating the truth and apparently you won't accept that fact.
pazuzus_intern 10
Anyone who's been on here long enough knows that there are incredibly stupid people that are perfectly capable of writing comments and your comment proved you were one of them. Then your second comment erased all doubt. I highly recommend brushing up on your vocabulary, particularly the words "stupid" and "virginity" as you have demonstrated that you don't know the meaning of either.
barricadebabe 15
Poor baby :c