Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
ridemyrocket 9
Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.
emilie_gambii 9
Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.
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Comments (161)
vintaqe 28
Lucky. I want to take someone's virginity.
dawood_k 27
This is hilarious
LifeStinks227 10
He'll be back....
Baltonuts 0
What were you doing to him?
ni0ve 9
...thats not good?
Baltonuts 0
Exactly
eapoc 6
That good then?
Ray_of_midnight 23
That is unfortunately all too common a reaction on having sex for the first time among people who had an upbringing in a religious tradition that features lots of guilt and lots of sex-negativity. FYL. Hopefully he gets over it.
GagzD 4
That is just stupid.. Why consent to sex if you are so afraid of your religious crap.
hazardmuffin 21
It can be difficult getting your head out of that kind of sex-negative space if you were raised in that kind of atmosphere, regardless of how you feel about it. Not stupid at all.
TheEllybeanGirl 10
Awww poor guy! He wasn't ready. Just help him through it. Pray with him, go to church with him, anything to help him through it. He seems like a sweet guy!
Jlow17 4
You shouldn't have made him feel pressured into having sex apparently he is Christian