Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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Top comments
Theclarksondales 8
That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.
Chelsea_bella 20
Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.
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Comments (108)
jw90 18
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What an asshole. Guess you know it's time to leave him!
ironichalibut 24
He already left though, I think the whole leaving card has been played already.
LeonnJ 13
Definitely
Theclarksondales 8
That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.
LiGhTMaGiCk 18
Sounds painful too. Time to go buy a waffle iron?
Mobyman30 9
#4 I think what you meant to say was, "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the dick"
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
I now have a new favorite word..thank you #4
Axipiter 24
No 49, I think what 4 meant to say was "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face."
negb 30
Hehe. Dickwaffle.
nature_girl_08 14
...I am stupidly excited to see someone use a random word I heard in a video XD
HarryF18 9
Was that meant to be funny?
addioty 19
He deserves a swift kick to the uterus.
Chelsea_bella 20
Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.
flashback.miss 28
Ahh! But now OP can bask in the comfort knowing that she'll have the last laugh while he faces punishment for fraud/theft.
TheDrifter 24
Unless it's a joint account. Marital asset fraud law is different than other sections of fraud law.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
brilliant! op turn him in for the agony and financial debt he caused u!!! 27--and true but he already confessed to leaving her for another woman so basically he's asking for a divorce.
RedPillSucks 33
Draining the account shouldn't be fraud (not a lawyer) as they're still married. However, if they don't live in a "no-fault" divorce she may be entitled to more than half of the marital assets since hubby ran off with someone else.
crazytwinsmom 25
Although he may not have any assets if he had to use hers.
bjc216 6
Ummm unless its a joint account, using HER card that's under HER name is fraud as he is posing as her to use the card. He stole her identity and money, drained account or not.
insanez58 11
didn't even think of that
GrapeJuice67 17
This was a bad plan on his part. GO GIT 'EM OP!
flashback.miss 28
I just, *hug*, best revenge is to move on and live your life to the fullest, and let the home wrecker keep your immature, heartless douche of an ex-husband.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya im truly sorry op. :( we've all experienced it..well most of us. it sucks but I know youre strong enough to continue on. have a great life!
pistachiopanda 19
Hey! At least you have a note to show the judge!
AssTard 15
Good point, but the husband could easily deny it as his.
Soloman212 28
I sure hope that account wasn't listed under both your names so that you can nail the bastard!
Horsempeg 25
well she called it in right? so he is already screwed!
Pikawhore 21
Phrasing!
ironichalibut 24
If everything was purchased with your money,from the bank, couldn't you claim that all that stuff is yours? Then you could start a new life in Florida. Edit: I guess 8 is right, it could be a joint account..
plum_lovin 28
Wait... why would OP wanna start a life in Florida (the same place her douche of husband and his girlfriend started their life together)?
iAlissa 34
What a douchecanoe.
Gizmo4Evr 6
Love it - Douche Canoe! Lmao
dunker_fml 4
I love that term, douchecanoe, just rolls off the tongue.
jlmontgomery 11
I've learned 2 new words today....dickwaffle & douchecanoe....ya learn something new every day!
iAlissa 34
Asswagon, douchecanoe, twatwaffle.... Oh the endless possibilities...
mangoboy1 19
Your profile pic isn't you.
SiHa00095 15
MattG124 would be proud XD
RoboCunnilingus 23
If you need help with the bodies, I know a guy who may or may not be me.
tigerisabelle 31
I know a place that may or may not be a graveyard, a gun that may or may not be a gun, and a bus for dead bodies that may or may not be a bus for dead bodies.
sematariux 7
Lol @ # 12
lollypop30001 19
I hope he gets Herpes asshole.
buddy51 23
Herpes Asshole is a particularly painful variant. I hope he gets full body herpes AND crabs!!