Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
ridemyrocket 9
Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.
emilie_gambii 9
Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.
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Comments (161)
DJisHere11 19
He just wasn't ready?
DJisHere11 19
...Just like I wasn't ready to post a comment. People please forgive me for I have made a terrible mistake.
Lacist 19
Poor religion, not to bash, but the kid is frightened because of something as natural as life.
ottokat 15
Rape is almost as natural as life and most people are frightened of it. Besides, in this case it goes against his moral beliefs (as I am assuming from the fact that he prayed to God) to have premarital sex. Putting your moral fiber aside can leave people feeling guilty for the rest of their lives.
rastaams457 6
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being faithful to God. Though the crying and praying probably could've waited till after sex. He just wasn't ready for premarital sex that's all
Wowxoxo 17
Better than "oh satan, oh satan, oh satan!" I suppose.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Lets just be thankful he wasn't Greco-Roman. "Oh Zeus! Oh Aphrodite! Oh Apollo! Oh..."
fsomelife 26
Or Hindu. "Oh Beeralingeswa-- oh, we're done already?"
OnlyAvailableID 28
What about Taoism? "Oh Ying! Oh Yang! Oh... Um..."
tigrouficele2012 44
Assuming for a moment that your username is literal and you are also a guy, you should probably let him know the Pope said it's totally cool now.
alex_gen 39
For real?
ridemyrocket 9
God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!
Steffi 26
No #42, the Pope is just okay with homosexual desires, not actual homosexual actions. :)
RecklessJellyBea 7
The "hate the sin, not the sinner" thing has been held by the catholic church for ages. He just now reiterated their stance on condemning homosexual acts, but being accepting of homosexuality (mainly in their priests) if they practice abstinence and maintain purity.
ottokat 15
He said, and I quote (from today's newspaper, "If they seek God and have good values, who am I to judge?" I think it is commendable to Pope Francis to reiterate that having faith and staying true is more important than if you have sinned. Especially in these times, with Catholicism and The Pro Gay community really fighting it out.
WCARlover 35
Judging by the username I'm going to assume these are both guys so that kind of changes the this FML
kpc2424 13
Until I read your comment I had a totally different perspective. Now.... Ummmm no comment lol
dohdohdoh 13
Unless she had a strap on and was hammering him, in which case his reaction would be understandable - otherwise what a whimp. Poor OP
GrandHustle 5
She? Did you see the users name?
bingbongbingbong 11
She is a he
little_one 20
Am I the only one who thinks the user name is related to the bf and she meant he's justsomeguy? Either way it sucks.
MateRicks 18
Ummm okk
DenBriZel 31
Poor guy! He must not have came to terms with his sexuality yet. Or since it's his first time he could have been in pain that he wasn't ready for. Either way, I'm so sorry OP! It can't have made you feel good seeing him upset.
MateRicks 18
You thief