Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
ridemyrocket 9
Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.
emilie_gambii 9
Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.
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Comments (161)
chasing_silence 10
let me guess. he thinks it's a sin?
katties 27
I think you stopped and talked with him about it, else YDI. it should be about HIM, not YOU, so YDI for that one, at least. If he had such a reaction, he was probably not ready for it or it might have been painful. For those who haven't noticed, OP and his boyfriend are both guys.
katties 27
I meant *I HOPE you stopped and talked with him*
katties 27
@64 Yea, I think the FYL/YDI numbers would be different if it was obvious, or at lest, I think they SHOULD be
Zebediabolical 45
Still a better love story than Twilight.
ty7in_topic 31
Well that escalated quickly.
kemando 22
Why is OP's name "just some guy"... I'd be crying too.
pinksilly 8
Maybe it felt so good it was like a religious experience .
srogue74 5
and then you blew your load all over his chest?
davikiin 6
Sounds like you did good, OP.
JayElleBee 15
More likely the boyfriend's family is very religious and have drilled it into his head that gay people go to hell. Poor guy.
skyeyez9 25
It probably was extremely painful. I assumed being ****** in the ass is what happened. OPs username is "justsomeguy." The pain and maybe shame of it all made him cry and start praying. I have a feeling OP took advantage of a guy or even a teenage boy a lot younger than him.