Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
ridemyrocket 9
Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.
emilie_gambii 9
Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.
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Comments (161)
logankyng 15
It kinda seems like he was pressured into something he didn't want to do in the first place .-.
krnthuy 6
maybe he wanted to wait for marriage but gave into temptation...
Obey_StudBoii 23
Not sure if OP is a man or woman,depending on the username. What I can say though is sorry your boyfriends first time wasn't good.
thesubbybubbies 9
Haha
jw90 18
Well it may have hurt his pride OP.
toooldforthis 19
Or his bottom if op is a guy
longlivemetal911 15
If he's religious, then I would assume you should have considered this a possibility; if not, then he was just feeling the pressure of losing his 'purity', and you should try to understand where he's coming from.
perdix 31
You probably should have used lube. The friction in his asshole caused by your dry dick probably made him question his sexual orientation.
Enslaved 38
"You'll find the shame is like the pain, you only feel it once." ~Dangerous Liaisons
SirEbro 7
Maybe you were TOO good...
ciumegu 6
Ehh..practice makes perfect.
Enslaved 38
From his knees to his knees?