Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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stevie1359 0
Couldnt you smell it? Lol
swasticop 0
As long as you didn't have sex on it...
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Comments (211)
stevie1359 0
Couldnt you smell it? Lol
Philliesfan9391 3
That's not funny.
Gourmet_Taco 0
Atleast it wasn't alive. That would be awkward.
denbeste 3
#3 PETA says it's funny. Greetings from co workers.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Not funny.... Hilarious :D
shannonreneee 11
Literally would have cried. Poor mr seal:(
Vasin_fml 15
I hope it was dead before you sat on it.
zakkyzebra 11
Mr seal? Who said it was a guy? Where do you see the seal's gender icon? It could of been a mrs. or a miss. Who knows. She could of have lovely seal babies. Or not! Who knows!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^obviously you haven't heard of the great seal rebellion going on right now in wherever the heck op is from :O the lady seals are fed up with the misogynistic manly seals and are killing them off, one by one D: so if you see a dead seal, odds are it's a male seal :D duhhhh!
katieklein 0
Poor seal. Was it squishy? lmao
LordGoober 13
37- read OP's name.
Pixxio_O 11
It could be both genders... You never know
VeroAnne 11
I still don't understand how you could get them confused. Like, why would a log look squishy ?
Damn_Hippster 11
Is that time of the year again?
jesustheskater 5
#44- shouldv'e seen that one coming.
MrleClochard 4
Miss 51, when it is dark, it is hard to make the difference between a black/dark gray seal and a log. They obviously didn't have night goggles.
TheRealHouse 7
Thank GOD that dude is dead! He's ugly and his music SUCKS!!!
HappyCynic 0
Next, OP will be entering dead whales thinking it's their house.
chuckychan 8
@3 your picture is
GwarKitty 5
Golden.
jake1632 9
Actually it's red gwarkitty.
NavySEAL13 0
Nnnnnooooooooooooo you bastards
DrIDGAF 7
Threesome?
PopRocks14 0
I know if I were OP I would have been scarred for life :/
justynicole 0
Ha OP's name is squishylog. Well atleast you got to see a seal in it's natural habitat... Sort of.
UnicornHunter 12
@ #6, good point. Today, I was being at the beach when some fat ass chick sat on me. FML #1742833 (134) I agree, your life sucks (36531) - you deserved it (3) On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by SadSealHottie - United States (California)
MinkaGraham 0
woah now #109 , that was uncalled for . im canadian too so stfu .
iBhope 7
sorry PETA.
12vballchick12 5
ok I'm so so sorry that's horrible
JodeMiVida 13
I know, this FML makes me sad :(
zakkyzebra 11
Really? This FML makes my peepee tickle...
Jaxx66 21
Damn. I figured it'd at least be slightly squishy or oddly misshapen for a log. :( but I agree, that is absolutely horrible to accidentally do something like that.
Dalliance 4
If the seal's death was a natural one, I don't see how that would be so horrible or tragic. I just can't bring myself to feel sad about it. The main part is the fact that the OP was startled after sitting on a dead animal by mistake.
hellbilly205 17
Its just funny you figured op would smell it or relize it wasnt a log
Link5794 18
I'd make a cruel joke, but I don't know any.
SNL 2
Today, at midnight, some chicks sat on me while I was sleeping. FML
SNL 2
ok im so sorry you didnt realize i was being sarcastic.
JTHolloway200 0
FYL
CantusVulpis 12
Yeah, this one isn't even funny, it's just sad.
zakkyzebra 11
Did you go right through it like on reno911?
hellbilly205 17
This is hilarious. I love OPs name haha. I cant even try to feel bad here.
Incredibly_Dope 0
OP you're seally!
denbeste 3
Nothing wrong in sitting on a dead seal.
zukinihudini 0
There are seals is california?
sourgirl101 29
They're called sea lions, right? Is that what you mean?
hiyourcute 0
31- someone has never been to San Francisco...
wolflover44 5
43: Sea lions and seals are two different breeds.
StopDropNRoll 11
43 is right what we see are sea lions on the coast.
Noob30 0
Unless it's a Navy Seal...
swasticop 0
As long as you didn't have sex on it...
Asystole 0
Shake that bear
MaloPero 4
or with it..:P rip seal, but better dead then alive, he wouldn't be to happy, i guess:)
sydneyaval 9
op states that it was a FRIEND
Link5794 18
Doesn't it seem a little strange for two friends to go for a late-night walk on the beach? I'd question the exact nature of their relationship.
Blueglasscup 18
Ahh... Yeah okay that sucks. At least you didn't fall face first onto it?!
Lauren10102 3
At least it wasn't still alive, those b*tches would be dead!
HahaYDI 0
I know it was late at night but honestly you couldn't tell the difference?
hiyourcute 0
Have you ever seen a dead seal on the beach? They actually look a lot like half-buried logs, especially at night
Sun_Kissed18 25
Thankfully, I have not seen that sad sight. Sorry OP, that couldn't have been fun :/
ImmaB3AST 7
No I have not had the pleasure of seeing a dead seal on the beach. Lol your the 69th comment (:
hiyourcute 0
Well I guess I'm the only one then haha
xForeverNever 6
Dude :(
sociology 0
poor seal
Dodie_zilla 0
Did you... take a bite?