Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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stevie1359 0
Couldnt you smell it? Lol
swasticop 0
As long as you didn't have sex on it...
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Comments (211)
coco_puffs09 0
Did you go "clubbing" afterward?
ouch1990 0
Yum a Canadian delicasy
zembof 3
U ppl are sick
rbarrows96 0
that's lovely fyl
bamireh345 0
Poor seal....
SherryA 15
Seriously... Why do people keep saying "How could you not know it was a seal?" READ the FML correctly and you'll know! It clearly says "... a late night walk..." Obviously it was DARK. And they didn't know it was a seal until they tried to sit on it.. Where is some people's common sense? Geese.
woopdattrick 5
I'm sure it would have a smell.
SherryA 15
I'm sure it would too.. If it were decomposing. Even if it was stinky, I'm sure at the moment they wouldn't have thought the smell was coming from what they thought was a "log". Just saying.
Link5794 18
Geese? What do geese have to do with anything?
Peacewind 0
It might be dark out...but I'm sure you can tell the toughness of log to seal. YDI
SherryA 15
Wow.. You soooo just proved me right about the common sense part. You know, when I said: "And they didn't know it was a seal UNTIL they tried to set on it". Duhhhh, you can't tell the toughness of something that you can't see well until you feel it!!! I feel like I'm explaining this to my 8 year old niece! But at least she has common sense.
woopdattrick 5
You mad?
Sheath 2
I actually LOL@this.... im sorry to here about that seal though.
doubleodoggy 0
Awww