Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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Top comments
stevie1359 0
Couldnt you smell it? Lol
swasticop 0
As long as you didn't have sex on it...
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Comments (211)
A7X_LoVeee 10
The wording on this one sucks. Wonder how long it'll take to moderate.
zombiekitten87 12
Wasn't dead till you sat on it D:
perdix 31
So, your love was sealed with a kiss?
NoahEibon 11
dude Romeo and Juliet Seal movie XD
SimoneDymond 3
Only kids movie where the characters make out constantly lol
beetboxboy 9
Well it was shark week
Nessa2397 0
Woahh. Ewwie :b
balljoints 8
Whoa... and some people are lying there right now courageously dying of cancer but YOU, you sat on a dead seal and FML.
Nashiq 8
suddenly Seymore!
SullivanDorsey 0
Thats more of a LOL
ArsenalFan12 0
you are a monster
doeet4tehlulz 0
Omg I've done that! Except right before I sat down I noticed, screamed and ran faster than I ever have before. We now refer to the beach as 'dead seal beach' hah