Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
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birdman19 0
ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.
Lozza111 0
did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?
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Comments (62)
birdman19 0
ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.
memo619 0
did you just leave the poor seal there? :( I bet your dog totally killed that seal
ActionManly 11
No, they said the dog FOUND a seal carcass. Bit of a difference, y'know?
SSJVegeta 0
Woof!
xiwantitallx 0
It's a dog, what do you expect? YDI. P.S. Cats FTW.
ForeverRealTx 0
shoulda brought home sushi shit it was free
Lozza111 0
pfft, cats are cool but dogs are better, sorry, just saying, and before this starts an argument, it's just an opinion lol
jedialix 0
I agree with 1.you should have washed him off:D
JohnGraveline 0
:O... I live in Oregon! I have had that happen to my dog before, butt it was a beached whale!!!! The coast guard kept yelling at our dog....dawg!
JohnGraveline 0
kickass.
ericownz101 0
lmao if you look closely into 31's glasses you can see his mom and her baby taking the picture. how hardcore :O
PhoenixFiend 0
Lol, 37, you would be trying to look deeply in that little kid's eyes. Pedobear D;
lonerftl 3
Yea my dog did the same thing, but it was shit he decided to roll around... good thing there was a river near by where my sister, brother and I dump him in it. Good times.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Gar. Comment 45 (down there vv) is a reply to comment 2. Damn bug got me again.
7mood75 7
Poor Seal?
Mnemic 6
Yeah same here. Wash the dog in the sea!! :P
shepaintsmusic 6
11-win cats are better deff. and you look like Frances Bean Cobain
Thabb 0
At least there wasn't one of those chain reaction vomit things. sister smells dog "Aw, gross!" sister barfs brother: "ew, is that barf?" brother barfs and so on
alexxss_fml 10
your comment just made everyone on fml.com dumber. moron
alexxss_fml 10
talking to # 2 btw
joshmedra69 0
**** up
Lozza111 0
haha, throwing the dog in the ocean wouldn't work, our cousins dog rolled through a dead frog once, we couldn't get it off for ages
yossi21 0
4, oh dats gross lol ... how did they eventually get d smell to get off?
Lozza111 0
like two weeks with heaps of baths, I was like 7 at the time so I found it hilarious, we called it dog perfum haha
Lozza111 0
did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?
Lozza111 0
I'm hoping that someone else knows that joke as well, otherwise I'm ganna sound really lame.
CloudEnvy 17
Is "What's up dog?" the response you were hoping for?
PhoenixFiend 0
hahahaha I get it. What in the world is up dog?! "Bahaha nuffin, what's up with you?" hahahahahahahahaa
Lozza111 0
haha, love it
Sashur 0
oh, that really sucks, sorry op.
Lozza111 0
haha, it's funny coz you said that when you have a picture of a dog in a cage, in NZ most dogs are off lead, what's wrong with having dogs off lead, OP should have just been watching him
_mystique_ 0
poor seal but at least your dog enjoyed himself :p
justsayfuck 5
Ew. That really is gross.
xnty 0
why da **** would dogs do something like that?
sourgirl101 29
Your dog looks so sad. Is he in time out? Btw I've seen my cat smash his face on a dead lizzard so it must be an animal thing not just dogs.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I never understand why dogs freak people out (unless they've had a legit thing where a dog attacked them, of course.) But it seems like a lot of people who have never had a bad experience with a dog are seriously freaked out by them.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm not scared of dogs, never have been. :P
Jimboom 12
Lol. At least he will have a nice shiny coat after you finally get it all off. :-P