Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.
stephenseiber1 22
Tell him that would work if he was actually any good
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Comments (68)
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
If he wants sex, he should go **** himself.
MADTATER 1
Sooooo, you should nickname him parthurnaax
KatDoodar 10
Same. I'm living it now...it kinda sucks
LenUrban 14
1 year ago 2 day
PsudoAnon 20
This site reminds me yet again how much guys suck