Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.
stephenseiber1 22
Tell him that would work if he was actually any good
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Comments (68)
lollypop30001 19
Tell him he has a tiny penis that's a punch to the gut for a guy!
fabulouskenaz 6
Wtf
SystemofaBlink41 27
*Punch to the nut
SillyBeanie 8
That's an FML for him wasting your time when you can be out finding someone who respects you, move on OP he's not worth it.
BananaButt42 9
As do a lot of guys... if you are looking for something special, it's not him.
Karenezzy 20
**** buddies it is.
SmittyJA24 26
Love isn't a prerequisite to have sex... but it does make the sex better. OP: decide of you want sex with him ... or love (& sex) with someone else!
teamS_fml 7
so are you two going to be **** buddies or nah??
nreed32 20
Well **** him. Not literally though.
ecstasy22 12
He never loved you. He just wanted sex from you
Joestarry 8
you obviously don't understand his philosophy
Kitsi 14
I hope you had enough self respect to tell him to get gone. That is absolutely pathetic.