Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.
stephenseiber1 22
Tell him that would work if he was actually any good
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Comments (68)
Eliseopwns 22
Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.
chloewj 15
Exactly. It's time to say goodbye to him.
Hiktmae 20
I know it's what makes boys, boys but I really wish boys weren't so sex-driven... There'd be a lot less heart broken people in the world.
fsomelife 26
#15 - works the same way vice versa, too
kerstileann 26
wow #15 sexist bitch much?
cherry_popper69 11
If that actually worked he must be Jesus
stephenseiber1 22
Tell him that would work if he was actually any good
hunter9141 17
Sounds like a real d***
feelingold 18
Fact is, many people fall into this bracket - just sex. But they don't discuss it like that. He's not unusually cold, he's just a ******* idiot. Unless OP was pressuring him with the "do you love me" question in which case she's the idiot.
ohSNAPyall 27
Many people fall into that bracket, but those people have no business being a boyfriend.
theaaxis 27
Sometimes that's all you're ready for; I limited myself to 'its-just-pyhsical' relationships for years! Thing is, it's all about being open about that from the start.... that guy is just a jackass.
levention 18
Some people...
TiiBags 15
You just don't understand philosophy, and should totally listen to him...
MidnaLink 35
You are an idiot. Plain and simple.
Joestarry 8
kys queer
TiiBags 15
Sarcasm and stupidity are two different things. You however, are a dick. Plain and simple. Just because sarcasm is not easy on the Internet doesn't make me an idiot. Anyone who thinks I was actually serious with that comment needs to chill.
MrConcise 35
This Freud is a fraud.
patrickeli 15
... He's either a cold douche or a visionary
ajeppsen 25
Who's to say that he cannot be both?
jojimugo 20
#23 Cold visionary douche ?
SauceySarah 30
That's cold. Not only is he saying he doesn't love you, but he's getting all philosophical with it. He's an ass.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
People who aren't in love have sex with each other all the time. He could have been elaborating on that reasoning. Though if has previously told his girlfriend he loves her and is resending it that kinda sucks. But hey if the sex is good...
wvcheesehead 13
Yes 53, but they exchange rings first.
MzZombicidal 36
#56, you know very well that plenty of people don't.
MzZombicidal 36
#56, you know very well that plenty of people don't.
ChelseaSmile001 15
Better if he just cut to the chase. Men...
BSnapZ 21
Cos women are so great at getting to the point and simply telling things like they are.
MzZombicidal 36
You should give him a short and sweet explanation on how he's now single and you deserve someone who DOES love you!