Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.
stephenseiber1 22
Tell him that would work if he was actually any good
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Comments (68)
davincidasecond 24
Yeah, that's ****** up. I doubt that's the type of relationship you want to be in ... If I were you, I'd cut him off.
keiNan_fml 35
tell him that's not happening and dump his ass ASAP
AMcM_fml 21
Forget him
ArianT1980 13
You should give him a long philosophical explanation on how he can go **** himself!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well **** that, not him!
AlexGamerGuy 9
Well if you guys haven't been dating long then this is understandable because he wants to establish the fact that he isn't in it for falling in love he is in it for some "fun." Better he told you now than later right?
RhineBl 17
No offense,but that's still wrong. At least in my own terms..
quickit 24
Can you see that? It's a picture of you leaving that dick and finding someone who will actually treat you right.
worldclassrager 41
Now he is just using you...
Nyx7 24
now give him a short philosophical explanation as to how he can **** off sweetie
Goblin182 27
If you are still with him I have some ocean front property in Kansas I will sell you, real cheap.
Ashd09 30
I love the (almost) George Strait reference there