Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.
SSJ5Goku 0
Maybe he likes that kind of thing?
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Comments (231)
Mirandals 0
OMFG. thats funny...lol FYL
somethingnew319 0
tht sucks
tiedwithsmiles 0
LMFAOOO
neko_ceko 3
OMG ROFL
mdo87 0
that's hot
YeahFMLxX 0
sounds kinky, maybe you should let him choke you and leave his mouth open the next time you have to pee.. FYL for being growdy.
transcedental 18
dont worry, girl, at least u have a sense of humor ^^ .. if that happen to me, probably we would both laugh that much ;D
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Okay I've been trying to work it out for a while now but I still don't get what is so funny about the word 'duty'. Care to explain?
randomschmandom 0
When people (usually w/American accents) say "duty" it can often sound like "doody"...
mushoo_fml 0
Reminds me of Chandler Bing.
beyoh 0
Nope, because in England we say 'due-tee' :P
transcedental 18
#73, I don't find farting funny .. but the situation would definitely make me laugh ;]
transcedental 18
oh snap i couldn't edit my comment on time, i wanted to add: #73, I don't find farting funny .. but the situation would definitely make me laugh ^^ and my boyfriend would be amused, too ;D that's why i said she has a sense of humor .. :/ my mistake : ) and i dont get the 'duty' joke, english is not my native language ^^'
justmeagirl 0
HAhahahahahahahah! I hope he could laugh about it!
silvertongue 0
You got to be careful when you are play fighting. One minute you have him a choke hold one minute he flips you over causing you to break your leg and to need to have surgery
katieb999 0
that sucks