Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.
SSJ5Goku 0
Maybe he likes that kind of thing?
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Comments (231)
canter91 3
YDi for having no control over your bodily functions... disgusting
MDNL 0
omg, that's great!! but all u ppl saying it's sick, grow up shit happends! yes, it is gross but was an accident and a very funny one at that!
omgzKailey 0
"today, my girlfriend and I were wrestling. she sat on my chest and I couldn't breathe so I squeezed her stomach to let her know. she farted and I nearly passed out but managed to substain myself. she thought it was funny and couldn't stop laughing. as I was silently dying, she peed on me. I then began drowning and fearing that she would take advantage of the situation and take a dump on me. FML"
beyoh 0
Haha, brilliant :D
emygirl13 0
aw poor girl! its not FHL! come on! how embarassing must that have been??! yea sure its gross for him, but what about her?
hellokimmiee 5
That's cute lmao
aback 5
He's fully yours, now. You've marked him.
Captain_Jello 0
Should he return the favor by pooping on your chest? LoL. Funny though
razz27 0
that happend to me once the girl farting on me part not the peeing that i dont believe unless they were naked or she had a skirt with no underwear because thats total BS.
Firesprite2009 0
Er You can pee through knickers, you know. They don't form some sort of waterproof barrier between the lining and whatever lies beneath.
tuboshu1986 0
i agree
onceuponapenis 0
lol wow what a fail