Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.
SSJ5Goku 0
Maybe he likes that kind of thing?
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Comments (231)
iplaywow 0
*vomits everywhere* uh.....that is sick.....i would hate to have to clean pee off me.........eww, just..eww
screwthat 0
omg, this just made my new year, lmfao!
alex1432 9
girls fart?
xNephilim 19
Yes, but it smells like flowers. :)
Yaphukwit 0
fap fap fap fap
DynamicDave 11
Haha first FML I've read this new year and I can't imagine any other one surpassing it. LMAO @op and also #85
MysteryJoker 5
Yep, FYL. Your boyfriend is never going to look at you the same way again
Rebecca1993 0
Lol that's so funny. Made my new year xD The farting part was hilarious. The peeing part.... Omg that was beyond hilarious. Also, while you may be really embarrassed about that, You and your boyfriend will be able to laugh about it eventually :)
Firesprite2009 0
Just tell him you heard it was a romantic way to make him forever yours. Straight from the mouth of Animal Planet. :] Also, to everyone finding it disgusting; yes. It was probably horrible, but hey. We've got showers for that kind of thing. Plus, if he can't laugh it off, then he's a wuss. Worse things are going to happen, I can assure you of that. However, if he did laugh it off; he's a keeper. :] xx
Firesprite2009 0
Lol, yes, I'm 14. 15 in May. :]
WorkThatButt 2
Today, I was reading and FML about this girl who pee'd and farted on her boyfriend that made me laugh so hard that I wet my pants. FML
llolatyourlife 0
lol that's funny laugh on it don't be bummed out