Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ohhhhshizzz 0
Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt
DeafChef 0
you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (259)
ZDrache 0
Eh, my first time wasn't that great either. You just need practice and let her see what she likes.
TWNT6 0
My first time wasn't as great as people made it seem either, didn't hurt that much just ly legs hurt from being stuck in that position fro so long. It's not your fault although since my experience im not real urgent to jusmp in the sack again. but im curious if sex sucks so much the first fewt iems what drives chicks o keep doign it?
Faminn123 0
Um if this was her first time, its likely she wouldn't enjoy it... So its not an FML or a YDI... Its a keep trying it'll get better..
pjunior89 0
even if its her first time (and assuming yours as well) you should atleast watch a few educational/informing videos (aka ****) so you wouldnt suck so bad.. douche bag
imkool136 22
There are people who don't like to watch ****, so if just because he didn't, that wouldn't make him a douchebag.
avngdsvnfld701 1
You sure know how to pick 'em. Eh, bud?
Barbarossa_fml 0
That's not a fml... first time sucks for nearly all women...
Escapist28 0
The first time isn't very pleasant for a lot of women. If you just go slowly and know what you're doing, a lot of the time it can be avoided. I doubt this was completely your fault, and she could've told you how she felt in a much more tactful way. You should've told her that with an attitude like hers, she'd be lucky if she got any a second time.
bigperson 0
It would really suck if you were using viagra
lady_gogo 0
ouchy.. what did you do? how did you do it??
frivolous_nerd 0
i agree with the wordage of "she gave you her virginity". However the first time isn't always that great, and it may not have any reflection on your "skills". The more you two have sex, the better it will feel for her.