Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
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loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
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Comments (152)
loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
Axipiter 24
At least he still has a leg to stand on.
phantumgrey 6
Someone got a leg up on OP
datsloblede 2
Looks like Joey Tribbiani has been here
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say YDI...
saylajay 1
Why does he/she deserve it?
gracehi 33
Go out on a LIMB. Come on, people!
LairaIsKindaCool 6
I feel bad for OP, I hear prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
FalconWhitaker 20
I think we can safely say that the OP was legless by the end of the night.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe OP was on a cruise ship and someone needed a new pair of sea legs. Eh I tried haha.
tomhofer 14
I bet it was hoppalong Cassidy that stole it
Beast962 4
A good first comment , finally :D
Tay_racer10 3
Much agreed
7zyzz7 3
Ahahaha, this reminds of that episode on the simpsons where that footballs leg breaks off when he kicks the ball and then one of the crowd gets it and uses it like a guitar
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
At least his balls can't get stuck to it anymore.
daner10 5
Not trying to be a ass, but whenever it's " i got drunk and passed out..." People say YDI. Now he has a fake leg, i see none.
CookieGirl4ever 13
This was on an episode of My Name is Earl..
jacob4592 0
Nice!!! Lol
WretchedOnyx 29
This one gave me a chuckle. FYL for sure OP, nobody deserves that.
shayshayshazam 14
Can we say OP DIDNT deserve it? They might be a real jerk!
WretchedOnyx 29
Point taken
ICastillo 25
Well somebody is waking up from a drunken night saying where the **** did this prosthetic leg come from.
mduffy08 8
90 - Maybe they stole OPs leg because they lost theirs!
ICastillo 25
Good point #93 or they were just borrowing it and were going to return it later.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I feel like people are afraid to say the OP deserved it because he's a cripple, but I have a feeling if it was a regular guy who lost his wallet after a night partying or something of the sort, the YDI to FYL ratio would be far higher against the OP. I could be wrong.
missalkali 8
losing a leg and losing a wallet aren't on par… it's a limb not just money. it's not the cripple factor per se. it's the fact that it's his GODDAMN LEG!
horseridermc 2
:(
8313girl 28
It doesn't matter OP's age or how drunk he was, no one should be stealing his prosthetic leg. I find this mad offensive! My dad has a prosthetic arm and if anyone ever did that to him, their ass would be kicked so hard that they wouldn't be able to walk.
boating_guy 33
...you mean you wanted it back? Last night you said I could keep it!
domking1315 20
Stop.
ALlamaOnFire 20
STAHP.
killdozer1 2
The harvesters are afoot! *deus ex reference*
herpderpherpderp 13
boating_guy wat r u doin boating_guy.. STAHP
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
loserboii 11
That face and your comment fit so well together.
justonecomment 2
Well then how did they end up at their final destination? I doubt a drunken one legged person got very far.
IntoTheClouds 42
#22, could've passed out at a friend's house.
free2speak 14
I think it would still make for a hilarious FML. "Today, I woke up and found out that I got so drunk last night that somehow I misplaced my leg. My prosthetic leg, that is. FML." Haha.
Enslaved 38
The OP probably got around with a wheel chair. The prosthetic might only be used for appearance reasons and not for actual uses to walk with.
BatteryAddict 11
16 - Thats the second time someone told me that. :)
Dixbfloppin 11
The Hangover: Part 3?
Zoomali 1
Made out of gold? So sorry OP. I don't understand why anyone would steal a prosthetic leg.
justonecomment 2
Because the good ones go for thousands of dollars.
Blew8 3
Or just because its hilarious
llamafish 25
I hear prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg these days.
EasternAdvantage 1
Wow dude that's crazy, sorry for the loss of your mother, I can't believe that the medical system soaks regular people for things to help the working class return to normal after an incident, all the worlds governments need a major overhaul I think :S
hylandsurvivor 1
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bellatrix0805 2
Gee. How considerate
P374RD3D 9
Check your pockets. Always check your pockets when you wake up after being drunk.
domking1315 20
Hey what's that in your pocket there? Oh you know, my leg.
MindFreakazoid 10
TARDIS pockets.
ebonyirony 29
they're bigger on the inside.
Neonemerld 21
Is that a leg in your pocket, or are you just happy to me see?
RealZA_fml 20
Would insurance claim on that kinda thing?
Krajjan 9
Probably don't have coverage on it. Bet the premium on a high-end prosthetic would cost an arm and a... WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S "ALREAY BEEN DONE"?!
domking1315 20
Trust me. You dont wanna ride the bus. You'll be asked to stand
liv_graham 7
I heard there was a high demand for fake legs in California
newbiehere99 6
I heard there was a high demand to thumb down your comment.
andrew87804 4
I've heard there's a high demand that you guys should shut the **** up because you're not funny.
flockz 20
these demands... are too damn high!
Krajjan 9
Is this another meme I don't get? I can never tell if not having regular Internet access is a curse or a blessing.
ManInTheMachine 20
It would be even funnier if the guy actually needed your leg. I can imagine a guy hobbling up to you, doing a balancing act removing your leg, and putting it on and running away.