Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
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Top comments
loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
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Comments (152)
Torrey_Turner 12
I guess the competition finally got a leg up on you
diva239 8
What kind of an arsehole steals someone's leg!
fsomelife 26
You sure it's not just up your ass? In all seriousness though, sorry OP.
GlitterAngel 8
You were certainly legless then huh? ;p
The_F3rris 11
Alcohol levels the playing field. Dont think youre safe because you have a handicap lol
yeti37 16
how do know it was stolen? you could have lost it gambling. go look for the leg! Hop to it...!
yeti37 16
go back to where you were last night and retrace your step...
moneyisaprobem 1
LMFAO.
09Z_fml 4
the moral of this story is to never take anything out with you that you cant afford to loose
israelnotjacob 20
Nice try, but you stole this from My Name Is Earl.
pradip 26
How come this is in the health and medicine category