Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
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Comments (152)
friscosoonerkid 3
Well, you shouldn't have been drinking.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Are you serious? He deserved having his expensive prosthetic leg stolen from him because he was drinking? And who are you to say that he shouldn't have been?
LexieWins 0
Those things ARE expensive, after all.
ohrlly7457 7
Who thinks "boy i need a prosthetic leg"
livhart 4
Hate it when that happens. :/
iBiteRoses 22
By the way, I was just moderating the FML submissions and I came across "Today, I woke up after a night of drinking, holding a prosthetic leg. FML"
Dracoboxer357 36
This kinda reminds me of that song "Detachable Penis", where the guy wakes up missing his junk. :p If you follow the same adventure he did to reclaim his ****, you'll end up 2 blocks away, haggling over its repurchase price from a street vendor and settling on forking over $18.90. ;) Best of luck to you, Op. :)
brand0n93 5
people will steal anything nowadays
Jimbox_fml 3
How come in this drinking FML it's fyl but any other drinking fml it would be ydi. Is it only because he/she has a prosthetic leg?
thewife5 19
No.. It's because he/she doesn't have a prosthetic leg. Which means they now need to rely on crutches or a wheel chair to get around. The leg is expensive and fit to his leg already and will do no-one else any good. Whoever took it, took it to be a jackass. If someone takes your phone or wallet when you're drunk, they take it because it has value.
Vixen_Vicious 4
104 - it's not like OP just lost a wallet. I imagine it's pretty easy to forget about the feeling of a wallet in your pocket and leave it somewhere but I'm pretty sure you'd notice as soon as your leg went missing.
lininnes 6
Probably not stolen, OP just lost it somewhere while passed out.