Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
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Top comments
loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
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Comments (152)
TheKrogan 4
You probably misplaced it. It is pretty common for drunks to do that.
WiseGuy79 14
I've heard of getting drunk and losing your shirt, losing your lunch, losing your gf, etc. But losing your leg?? That's a new one for FML lol
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Did the thief know it was Veterans Day? It makes it even worse!! :
thewife5 19
Not everyone who loses a leg is a veteran.
Alan2 24
Santa Anna finally got his revenge
ICastillo 25
Well somebody has a trophy for the night.
lysx84 24
Perhaps you fell victim to a drunken scavenger hunt?
j_cat187 20
At least you didn't woke up missing your other leg.
challan 19
Well ain't that a kick in the head!
viper_dlh04 1
OMG!!! What "hop"pened ?
WingsFan80 4
70 that's Marylyn Manson. Not at all.
greenie213 23
Shiver me timbers! Me peg leg be missin'!