Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
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loserboii 11
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
BatteryAddict 11
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
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Comments (152)
Spectre529 12
Is op pulling our legs? =p
perdix 31
Damn, how are you going to pry your balls out of the hot tub now?
Spectre529 12
Fantastic reference to a previous fml! =D
Myo_fml 20
Darn, you beat me to the punch Perdix.
angel55033 12
Some have serial numbers depending on technology ...report it to police you may get lucky and get it back if it's trying to be pawned... My car was broke into 5 years ago iPod stolen I actually got it back a month later a police detective contacted me over 2 hours from where it was taken but the officer made the drive and I got my iPod back. Pure luck so it never hurts to report it stolen you may get it back. If not I hope it was insured that truly sucks sorry OP
perdix 31
You ought kick that guy's ass! Wait... Roll on the ground under him and them pop him with your good leg.
Enslaved 38
I knew an old man at the bar, that used to drink his beer out of his prosthetic leg just for kicks. It was pretty gross to watch but he was a war vet so I never questioned his stability.
perdix 31
"just for kicks?" Brilliant! I know I'll getting thumbed down for being a kiss-ass, but YDI.
erinchick1 7
What an odd thing to steal
Sally2dicks21 8
That's just sad. If someone can do that they don't deserve to live
kayhodg99 4
My girlfriends dad found a prosthetic leg yesterday...
DJAllen 6
Go to the police station.
RvidxrKlvn 8
You're lucky it was your prosthetic leg because you would've been drowned in YDIs hahah. Still FYL though.