Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML
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MrJentipede 2
At least your mouth wasn't open.
herby123 0
relay it to ur mom?
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Comments (91)
Gotz_No_Love 1
i'm not a rider, but my dad is one. he doesn't ride as much as he used to, but when he goes riding, i get slightly nervous. it's not because he's on a motorcycle. it's because of idiot drivers who don't pay attention. those who say that motorcycles should be illegal. why should we make something that gives us a sense of freedom illegal? when i was little, i enjoyed riding my dad's motorcycle with him. in no way, shape, or form does the OP deserve to be spat upon. their mom does though.
LaLaJoy 2
#64: Regardless of how many people someone has kissed (and by the way, you don't know the OP's background), that's still disgusting. I'm sure if some random female, or even someone you've kissed, spit on you, you wouldn't enjoy it. I don't even see how you'd think you had a point with what you were saying.
sneezing_unicorn 0
#77 would you shut up already, oh my god I didn't read more than 5 lines of your gay thousand word reply. get a life you ****** loser
sneezing_unicorn 0
#84 wow, sat there like a lemon huh? congratulations, your a FA9
markssh 0
#87, #88: lol
IPoopedOnU 12
I was lmfao after I read this!!!!!!! U made my day!
sillygirl1013 2
Wow what a douchebag
TopHat70 10
Ram him.