Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
Nordrag 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Singing in the car with the window open is a douche move anyways. Keep your window closed and then you won't have to worry about what others think.
wlddog 14
(The next FML) Today I was stuck in traffic. The jackass next to me was screaming in their car so loudly I couldn't hear my own radio. It went on for so long I couldn't take it and I snapped. After wadding up my paper bag from breakfast I threw it at their window to get their attention. Their window was down and I hit them in the face. But with traffic still jammed up I was forced to just sit next to their and stare. The awkwardness was so thick after that you could cut it with a knife. FML.
thatkidhesh 11
if you sing with your window down you have to expect a reaction from your audience. YDI OP.
ositoakaluis 16
I guess the guy wasn't loving it ba ba ba ba
CTMPandemonium 16
OP, I think you took it a little top far. I mean: “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” But in rush hour traffic everyone is already tense and on edge. YDI for not rolling your window up, BUT also FYL for getting hit in the face with litter for living live.
thatkidhesh 11
should have been hit with a banana peel. at least that shit is biodegradable.
bfsd42 20
49, no need for the hatred.
knoxxx 22
Right, 78, except for the need to take care of our changing environment so it's still habitable for the species that live on this planet, including humans.
tragicnightmare 15
Personally, I don't see anything wrong with what OP did. Singing in the car with the window down is fine! It is not that different from when people blast their stereos, is it (you hear that just as much)? Sure, I guess OP might have been seen as obnoxious and annoying but there isn't really anything wrong with what they did.
leogachi 15
The other guy could have rolled his window up to avoid hearing OP because it works both ways.
DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
Nordrag 26
In reverse of that, whataburger has a picture of fries on their damn papers in their trays and I fall for it every time where I go to grab the loose fry and realize I'm all out.
Treveyon56 14
You're not alone there. **** you Whatabuger!
lulubelles 33
#2 those extra ones in the bottom of the bag are called consolation fries
dontpanic_fml 32
OP does not deserve bag fries.
CrookedCook 14
I actually eat those bottom fries first before I start my meal.
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
The_Water_Ninja 9
~BA Da BA BA BA
rivaraven 35
Next time close your windows or don't sing that loudly, then people won't get offended.
BlowinChronic 18
They don't really get offended, just annoyed.
LissaMccracken 23
Haha offended. Yeah, when I hear someone singing bad, I get really offended. How dare they? Off with their heads!
teamo2192 4
if i wanted to sing in my car with my window down i'm gonna do it reguardless of how other people feel about it. they can roll their window up just as well as i can
liltwistism 12
#81 **** you
_Adog2645 24
81, good for you?
buddy51 23
Pot, meet kettle! You, sir, are the jackass! Just be glad he didn't sing "we will we will rock you!" and bean you with a rock....YDI for being an inconsiderate oaf!!
Yourecho 13
Let this be a lesson to never sing in the car again with your windows open.
golden_warrior 23
I hope you took that shit and threw it back at his face. In addition, you should have drove beside him the whole way and sang louder.
Mizzesbestie 13
Thats something I would do lol
RodzillaX 30
Sorry about the wrapper OP. Keep practicing.
newyorkcityguy 9
Why was this comment thumbed down so much? I hate this website's community.
RodzillaX 30
Me too pal.
Joe9024 20
Get out of the car and make him eat the bag! Or take some singing lessons.. Both are rewarding.
Zimmington 21
Did you check the bag? Maybe there was a McDouble in it. A reward for your serenade.