Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML
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MrJentipede 2
At least your mouth wasn't open.
herby123 0
relay it to ur mom?
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Comments (91)
illeyad 0
it's a two way street, your mom should have surrpesssed her road rage and the motor cycle driver shuld never spit at someone, especially since the attack would have been on you- who was caught in the middle.
jog5000 0
You deserve that. Idiot drivers who think bikes dont belong on roads, deserve all they get. Good on the biker.
Endymion_fml 0
A shame we don't have more details on this one.
sceneteasex3 0
SPIT ON YOUR MOTHERS FACE AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES HER ROAD RAGE THEN!! >:D
CapriceClassic 0
Oh no!! I hope you have some handy wipes available.
turtlellama 0
"Today, my mother was driving me somewhere." Excellent sentence.
limeade 0
Why the hell would you press charges? He didn't spit for no reason obviously. My family all own motorcycles and I worked at a HD dealership in high school, but I'm scared to get my bike license because of assholes like your mom. All of the bikers I know who got hurt or died on the road, got hurt because other people don't pay attention to bikes. You deserved it. Your mom was probably doing something stupid anyway.
necromancerlord 0
It would have been funny enough with just the first sentence. "Today, my mother was driving me somewhere. FML" Women can't drive, especially ones who have road rage problems. :P
lmmmr 0
#28 - Because it's assault. And if everyone else has to take extra particular care on the road to ensure YOUR safety, you should not be on the road. Motorcycles are hazards for that, and so many other reasons.
candy_man 0
Im a biker, and if your mom was being wreckless threatning my life.. i would have done a lot more then spit in her car... cars dont seem to understand that if you hit us... we could die, at any speed.. you on the other hand are pretty safe..