Today, as always, I get the hiccups ten times a day, sometimes more. They are very painful, and the only thing that makes them go away is water. The doctors have found no apparent cause. I hate my body. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got the hiccups at work no fewer than ten times in a row. I'm a cashier and not allowed to leave to go get water. Not only that, but I was called into the office to discuss my “drinking problem.” I don’t drink. FML
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after finally breaking my addiction to sleeping pills, right as I was drifting off to sleep at my first decent drug-free time in over 4 years... I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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yoshi72 5
I used to be the same way, my hiccups would hurt and then I found out it was a panic attack
bazjack 26
I have read that there's a muscle - in the back of the throat, maybe? - that can be numbed to ease hiccups for a day or two. Time for some googling and maybe a new doctor.
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yoshi72 5
I used to be the same way, my hiccups would hurt and then I found out it was a panic attack
Charlie Given 28
If no physical reason can be found for the cause of the hiccups time to look to psychological reasons.
bazjack 26
I have read that there's a muscle - in the back of the throat, maybe? - that can be numbed to ease hiccups for a day or two. Time for some googling and maybe a new doctor.