Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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tyronnK 0
ydi for being bad
841337 0
ydi for playimg rocl
buddybudda 0
stop using your cat as a instrument
desigirl2010 0
no. cats are cute!
rfngxhhshi 0
OP is Israeli. Those Jewish ***** can't do anything right. Note: I don't hate all Jews, just Israel. Go Palestine :P
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
maybe the OP neighbours have a chinese restaurant near by...i know OP is in isreal but even terrorists like chinese "food"
R0nBurgundy 0
Try wearing a special cologne no one will turn down your notes of desireness... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way
imnotonaboat 0
like a dying cat**
fakeaccountX 6
Oh hush. I bet dying cats around your part of town sound beautiful.
restythestar 0
ukulele > guitar
EffinAhole 0
Seriously? This is like reading an argument between a group of 3rd graders. "my music is better than your music" "nuh uh mine's better" Good GOD will you all just grow the **** up!
restythestar 0
huh? wrong reply?
I_like_chicken 0
OP is from Tel Aviv YES!!!!
esines 9
Effin one person said one thing but his music being better, calm the **** down. And also how is OP going to get better without some practice?
badbe 0
Take some lessons :D
RadiationNeon 5
poopz on u!!!
jipooki 0
ill give lessons :D
DarksideDoll 31
& make sure to practice with your window open!
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
carnage1106 0
I don't know about you but when I was born my body was amazing
BahahahLOL 0
Hawt
stevenJB 25
Except micheal Angelo batio
canadian_ftw 8
you must be really bad... :P maybe you should take some lessons!
carnage1106 0
how is this an fml you can't play guitar ok go get lessons or just stop playing it's not that hard
carnage1106 0
WTF all my comments get modderated
dannnn_fml 0
well maybe don't play the guitar outside? and take lessons?
DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
doink 0
Ha!
shepaintsmusic 6
YES.
omfgrofl1337 0
Damnstraight
IcyJack 7
Absolutely.
wellardgerrard 0
distortion makes everything right!
guitarbeast 22
crank the gain put a chain of fuzz and dirt pedals stack a bunch of cabs behind you and play at 3 in the mourning
DrAwesome 6
I told you that you shouldn't be taking lessons from Herman Li! I told you bro!
IcyJack 7
Oh, and while you're at it, watch out for those stairs, bro.
an_villian 0
#75 your profile picture is a lie
DrAwesome 6
+1 to IcyJack for understanding references. :3
mintcar 10
You're clearly not that great. Try taking some lessons?
Howljerk 0
Your picture is upside down.
nocanhaz 4
and your picture isn't
Howljerk 0
Your picture isn't upside down either. This is some rock solid truth.
nocanhaz 4
indeed
JERZBornNRaised 7
upside down girl aka mintcar looks like a tranny, just sayin
mintcar 10
A tranny? How'd you come to that conclusion? Wait...i don't even care to know.
nocanhaz 4
hey she's not up side-down anymore
Zmeilerr 22
mint your beautiful don't listen to him.
mintcar 10
141, now it is. it's a rather old picture of me but one of my favorites. :D 151, thanks. I don't really allow repugnant comments to get to me though. :)
Howljerk 0
Yeah, that's definitely a better picture.
TheDrifter 24
Maybe you should stick with guitar hero. It seems the whole "guitar god" thing isn't gonna work out for you OP.