Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
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tyler_the_asiann 16
Go the extra mile and add an "I support trump" sticker just for the hell of it
MDoremis 38
At least they didn't add a confederate flag to the front of your house, too.
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Comments (32)
lovebooks07 15
Perhaps you could cover it up with some black paint. That'll teach them!
abbyade 21
Well if you are close to your neighbours just explain what happened. If they will judge you anyway, then don't bother. As long as you know you are not racist, that is all that matters!
MDoremis 38
At least they didn't add a confederate flag to the front of your house, too.
Brandon1000 10
The confederate flag isn't racist
AirMelon 12
Hopefully you can get it off soon
CaptainSmith28 19
Put a black power sticker over it, then no one will think you're racist!
Anduri 11
Or next to it xD
Bearsmomma 30
Wouldn't you still appear racist? against non black races?
FUCKYOU4196 3
It's a joke. You know , "haha".
tyler_the_asiann 16
Go the extra mile and add an "I support trump" sticker just for the hell of it
robbiemad 7
Trump is a proud American. He will make this country, prosperous again.
robbiemad 7
You are a racist
eezaak 2
Put a "D" in between the O and W...proclaim your love for snowboarding....or cocaine!
IndridWarm 23
Podwer?
unlucky_grump 4
Some practical jokes go a bit too far.
sturschaedel 27
Put a rainbow pride flag next to it. There's no conversation icebreaker like conflicting messages.
toolazytotype99 18
Just put a Black Lives Matter sticker next to it. Obviously your not a racist for singling out a single race of people's lives to save