Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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ChrisPavs 17
Well you were going to have to tell your mom sooner or later... But in that situation it must've really sucked FYL
thekidracb 7
I'm still confused as to why his condom would come off. everyone can't wear magnums.
RedPillSucks 33
He probably did buy them a bit large to pump up his ego.
mFUNdo21 17
Magnums and made to fit the average guy for a little self esteem boost
mFUNdo21 17
are*
PerditaDessa 38
I've had sex where the condom's come off before because it broke or the guy was in too much of a hurry to get it on and didn't do it properly.
justmeCee 16
Is it possible that your boyfriend didn't even put on the condom in the first place? When they are pulling out, supposed to hold the base of the penis so condom does not fall off. I suggest you get that morning after pill, go get checked out for stds, and wait until your both adults to be doing things that adults do, otherwise you might end up setting yourself up for a very difficult life.
iwadasn 33
Definitely this. If they're not even old enough to drive, they're way too young to be having sex.
imlifeless2 25
so you missed the whole "it was in the sheets" part, didn't you?
magiczebra 9
By your logic, EVERYONE has a car and license at 16. You know its not uncommon for 18 year olds to have no car/license.
justmeCee 16
No. Didn't miss 'it's in the sheets' part, but seems likely that the kid had the condom on and took it off during, or had pretended to put it on and she believed him it was on. Obviously these kids are not ready to be having sex. I just hope for OPs sake that she's not preggo or got an std.
ileenefudge 29
In my opinion if you are old enough for sex you should be old enough to say the word pregnant.. Prego is the name of a sauce and there is a difference between bearing a child and sauce. But maybe that's just me that doesn't like it when people say prego when they mean getting or are pregnant.
mFUNdo21 17
so if you have a licence and a car then you're old enough to have sex? I should really tell my 37 year old licence-less teacher that he is too young to be having sex then
iwadasn 33
Your license-less teacher is old enough to drive. Never getting a license doesn't magically freeze your age.
mFUNdo21 17
exactly! so maybe op is old enough to drive but just never got her licence
justmeCee 16
I get it what your trying to say, but just sounds like an excuse for you to make a bitchy comment and nit pick. Obviously you and probably everyone else knew what I meant when I said the word preggo instead of the word pregnant. I think you should get your panties out of the knot and troll someone else's comments. And how is it that by me saying preggo would make you be confused about spaghetti sauce? Just dumb.
Epikouros 32
Well, kudos for at least trying to use a condom, instead of lowering the population's average IQ.
StaceeeP 23
You should have been able to know it wasn't there by having a quick feel around, your womb can't eat it...
Enslaved 38
I know. So many women think their vaginas are like a bottomless pit. But I hear stories about women losing their tampons in themselves all the time and I can't figure out how they can't feel around for it?
StaceeeP 23
I know! If you go to the doctor saying there's something stuck up there they will literally just whack a pair of gloves on and try and grab it with their fingers anyway so you may as well just save everyone's time and try and do it yourself and only go to a doctor if you're certain there's something there and you definitely can't grab it yourself
RedPillSucks 33
@Enslaved. I picture some girl fishing in there and pulling out all sorts of things. Like a magic hat.... Condom,..., tampons,..., my phone!!! my watch!!!
Enslaved 38
Haha great, now I'm picturing that "check for more" double check commercial. I'd hate to think any bush looked like that curly haired boy's did. :P
Mossears133 15
50- Short fingers + awkward angle = the case of the missing tampon
StaceeeP 23
Must be some pretty short fingers to not be able to feel a tampon in your ******... They're normally only about 3 inches long
HeartOfLead 24
Next, I would advise you to make sure you have the right size...
HeartOfLead 24
*I meant to say "Next time."
kalbrek009 20
Wondering if your bf even really put it on, or just pretended to since you'd have felt it on him or in you while trying to find it with your fingers...don't be surprised if you end up pregnant...I gave you a YDI for #1: being too young for sex & #2: being naive enough to believe he was wearing the condom to begin with (they only "fall off" if they're too big for the penis they were actually put on), might I suggest you put a "finger cot" on him yourself if you intend on continuing underage sex
DocBastard 40
There are so many stupid assumptions here I don't know where to begin. You have no idea if they are too young. OP could be a grown woman still living with her parents. And if they found the condom in the sheets, it certainly sounds like it was used but fell off.
kinky44 28
Stupid? They make sense to me
limabeans101029 21
All these assumptions everyone is making are so annoying. Not everyone is able to drive as soon as they're old enough for their licence. OP might be 18, or even over 18, for all you know. Also I find it annoying how so many people seem to think that people who choose to have sex underage are "stupid". I've been having sex since I was 15, and no bad consequences have ever come of it because I'm careful. Went a bit off topic there but you get my point
mFUNdo21 17
I love how everyone assumes op and her boyfriend are underage. for all we know she could be 18+, living with her parents because she can't afford a place of her own and either can't drive or both her and the boyfriend were freaking out too much to be able to drive safely and didn't tell her mom she's sexually active because the state of her virginity is none of her mom's business. I highly doubt it would be a fun conversation "yea mom. Tom popped my cherry so I'm not a virgin. what's for dinner?" so stop judging. it's annoying
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'm assuming they didn't climax, in which case it's not likely she would be pregnant.
mFUNdo21 17
152. wow. so if you don't climax you can't fall pregnant? precum has sperm cells too, so whether he shot ALL of his load or not, she could have still gotten pregnant
terryaly 13
next time do check the proper gearing of condom before sex
Sh3lbs 6
This fml screams underage. Mom had to drive, mom didn't know you had sex, you still live with your mom, etc. If I were your mom I'd be drinking a bottle of wine with breakfast.
mFUNdo21 17
mom had to drive: op is of age and doesn't have a licence or op was too stressed to drive mom doesn't know they're having sex: it's none of mom's business op still lives at home: living on your own is expensive
TheDrifter 24
His condom fell off before he even got in? That poor, poor little fellow. Perhaps the problem will solve itself by the time he finishes puberty, but don't hold your breath for that, OP.