Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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Comments (173)
gc327072 31
Use a smaller one. It's just condom sense.
Xotoolyxo 16
At least you were using protection, she can't be that mad
evilmayday 1
He probably took it on wrong, you know the little "bubble" thing at the end? Yea your supposed to squeeze that so there's no air trapped in there
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wow. It's obvious your to young to be having sex if you have to call your mom to take you to the ER.
happyfingers 15
Unless under extreme circumstances, shouldn't your parents know you're sexually active? I never hid it from my parents and it's not like we ever talk about it. It's just a known fact. People have sex. And if you want to have sex you need to know how to be responsible about it. So, sorry, but I'm inclined to say YDI.
vffjvsegb 11
Ouch..
commandercolbert 6
DKM XDDDDDD
Tegz0rz 12
He's obviously overestimating his size if it fell off. Unless he went flaccid or something.
sammieiD 2
How old were you??
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like you're too young and immature to be having sex. And seriously, how did you guys not see it in the sheets? I mean, I realize sheets are usually white, but come on. Wouldn't you have realized that it wasn't inside you because you didn't feel it? Oh dear...