Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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Comments (173)
flashback_fml 14
Tell him to not kid himself when buying condoms in the future
sweetbliss3 37
you didn't think to check first before freaking out. I did the oppsite. searched everywhere and then checked myself. yep, fiance had to pull it out. Hope your mom didn't freak out too much by finding out this way.
romanrox909 7
If you're young enough to call your parents for things like this, then you shouldn't be doing it at all.
coldstar 15
OP, why did you have to go to the emergency room over it? If after feeling around inside you didn't find it you should have known it must have fallen out. It can't get past your cervix (unless you have abnormal anatomy, which is very unlikely), so if you managed to feel right up to the tip of the cervix and still didn't find it you should have used common sense and known it wasn't in there. I'm sorry, but I have to say YDI.
smiles656 19
I thought, at whatever age, it's okay to go to your mom with any issues 'cause mothers know best. I agree with #66, not everyone drives as soon as they reach whatever legal age or move out as soon as they reach 18.
birds_fml 7
It's not a big deal to loose a condom inside you. It will eventually come out on its own. I had a condom break when I was a teen, and we didn't realize a piece of it stayed up there. It came out a week later, no harm done.
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't you know if the condom is there?
dtownwestside123 3
well.... you're "******"
maggiefox 25
Oh my gosh that sucks so much
Bowmana 14
Maybe he should wear the right size condoms