Kinda awkward

Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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DocBastard 38

There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.

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sassypants93 17

Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..

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iloveryan052710 8

At least you were being safe

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Cocoapelli 23

Dark humor in people lecturing OP that she's stupid b/c they think a condom can't get lost in a woman. Doubly hilarious for guys who lecture. Don't worry OP - they're just the loud ones. FML > YDI

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GingerNinja9000 7

Usually I don't say this, but you're just retarded. I hope you combo the condoms with birth control for extra measure.

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Duceswild99 19

I can't help but think of how many things went inside you by the end of that day.

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israelnotjacob 20

The fact that you not only had to tell your mom to go to the ER, but also thought it was just lost when it's obvious you could find it with your fingers, proves you are too young to be having sex. Clearly not even legal.

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littlelovee 7

The ER? Really? Honey, your vag only goes so deep. where'd you think you lost it? nowhere you couldn't find yourself. perhaps you shouldn't be sexually active if don't know your anatomy.

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Arlisshsr 9

You are both too stupid and young to be having sex. God have mercy.

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