Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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Comments (173)
iloveryan052710 8
At least you were being safe
Cocoapelli 23
Dark humor in people lecturing OP that she's stupid b/c they think a condom can't get lost in a woman. Doubly hilarious for guys who lecture. Don't worry OP - they're just the loud ones. FML > YDI
GingerNinja9000 7
Usually I don't say this, but you're just retarded. I hope you combo the condoms with birth control for extra measure.
museerux01 10
OMG What did they do to you in the ER?
Duceswild99 19
I can't help but think of how many things went inside you by the end of that day.
Euphrates 10
You my friend just got trolled by God
israelnotjacob 20
The fact that you not only had to tell your mom to go to the ER, but also thought it was just lost when it's obvious you could find it with your fingers, proves you are too young to be having sex. Clearly not even legal.
littlelovee 7
The ER? Really? Honey, your vag only goes so deep. where'd you think you lost it? nowhere you couldn't find yourself. perhaps you shouldn't be sexually active if don't know your anatomy.
Arlisshsr 9
You are both too stupid and young to be having sex. God have mercy.
shahir 3
Stupid u r!