Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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Comments (173)
martin8337 36
Giggity?
GamerMom392 19
As my husband always says, " You must be 10% smarter than what you're trying to do. If the two of you can't even work a condom correctly, for the sake of humanity, PLEASE learn. You don't need to breed.
roaster248 3
This worries me. Either op is either incredibly stupid, or too young, but most likely both.
Aimee1331 9
Oh my goodness
itsmimi121 8
if you have to tell your mom when you think a condom is in you, you are way too young for sex. wait until you're mature enough to find it yourself.
Metthew 15
Good to hear your mom wasn't going crazy and was being helpful towards you. And at least now your mom knows and you know you can come to her for help, if anything should ever happen again!
edanielleh 21
please take the morning after pill!
theonecasey 27
If you have to ask your mom to drive yo around, you are to young for sex
emopoe 12
Even if it WAS stuck up there, would it really be so hard to fish it out?? Better to call your mom and go to ER...which probably means you're too young for sex anyway.
kernelkat 16
I clicked YDI cause one, you should always check the sheets and two, a basic understanding of female anatomy would let you know if can't get lost up there.
Shade1982 21
Really? Well, my guess is those people who visited us in the ER with a condom (and/or various other objects) stuck up their ho-ha's were just imaginary... I think you need to brush up on your 'basic anatomy' skills...