Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
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kaprookie 3
Shit! I knew i sent that letter to the wrong person, Sorry OP.
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
That sucks! Maybe it was somone messing with you, if they know u like her... Kids can be dicks to eachother...
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Comments (66)
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
That sucks! Maybe it was somone messing with you, if they know u like her... Kids can be dicks to eachother...
mamamiaaa_fml 12
it's probably your best friend who also likes this girl and suspects that she may like you too so he decided to act. everythings fair in love and war. (this statement is sooo untrue) so go do something about it.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
who the **** writes letters anyway?
LittleMonsterSam 5
#12 I know right!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I do. with my feathered quill.
LittleMonsterSam 5
our point exactly
mamamiaaa_fml 12
23-you win this time. but watch out. I'll remember what you look like. a brown um thing.
jiggyjiggz 0
Your image is disturbing.
jiggyjiggz 0
33 meant for 23
collegegirl87 0
Haha 20, I actually have a feathered quill pen.
LittleMonsterSam 5
28- I think you are talking about your mother.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
59-how did you know?!?! you're smarter then you look.
grigz 0
He appears to be a blanket.
kaprookie 3
Shit! I knew i sent that letter to the wrong person, Sorry OP.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
ooo was it to me?! I want a vile nasty letter!!
White_Fury 0
11 I've sent you like 7 already... are you not getting them??
mamamiaaa_fml 12
oh really? well were they handwritten? I can only read handwritten letters.
White_Fury 0
All of them. I used my handy dandy notebook and spongebob pen!
PiMpMySaLaD 0
do you have a writing/hand fetish??
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yes I do and it's insatiable. I also love sharpening pencils. but then again who doesn't?! uhh. yeah.
onlywhenyourdrea 0
omg I totally love sharpening pencils!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
omgomgomg!!! but only #2 pencils!!!
Hayman68 4
yep, i tried sharpening a #1 to see what it was like and it was horrible.
timtamslam 19
so someones writing letters to her on your behalf and you didn't know it... creepy :s
lem6w3 0
very.
iSitt 0
The op wrote it when he's asleep. check your desk and you'll find used airplane tickets and receipts from when you started secret anarchist groups all over the country.
Naitras 15
ouch. try and explain your side?
ScreamAimFire 0
Don't worry you never had a chance anyway, hope your day gets better!
x_Cupcakes 0
Well, I guess your chances with her are ruined...
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Aw. Sounds like someone has it out for you OP.
Cinn_fml 23
If you really think it's worth it, explain it wasn't you. Might be an idea to find out who wrote it though, sounds like someone was messing with you, or it might've been given to the wrong girl.
Zmeilerr 22
Agreed.
frear 0
agree
Judus_beej 0
you were probably drunk. at least it wasn't a drink and dial. surprised she could read your drunken hen scratch.
AlexBuda 0
letters fail, you fail!