Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we'd finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.
sassypants93 17
Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..
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Comments (173)
buckdharma 38
Should have thought outside the box.
RedPillSucks 33
I believe the condom was found outside the box. ;-
iGottaFindBubbah 12
Good to hear you're both using protection :)
iGottaFindBubbah 12
There's ignorant ass kids these days having unprotected sex, at least these two are doing the right thing using a condom even if they're doing it wrong. At least they're trying to be safe. That's what I meant.
Omniprism 15
I've had that happen to me but was thankfully lucky to get it out. That sucks that happened and I hope your mom is ok with you being sexually active.
tazmanmike2013 17
I really don't see any situation where a mom thinks it's a good idea that her daughter is having premarital sex especially when sees young enough to go to her for these issues. But that's just me.
limabeans101029 21
But lots of moms have also had premarital sex...
Coeliacchic93 21
not everyone is bothered with waiting for marriage to have sex
AholeCop 11
This is exactly why I fashion drawstrings onto all my condoms.
Stayin_Classy777 8
Just in case you get pregnant, don't tell your kid this story
denver_ImC 8
How does a condom slip off ? Maybe get him a better size condom that fits him
Ziggy122 15
Tell your boyfriend to swallow his pride and stop buying Magnums if he's not an XL.
BadKitty13 28
And you needed to tell you MOM why ??
stardustjunkie 12
There's a lot of judgemental people in here. I'm 21, I live at home while I'm still at uni. I only learnt to drive this year. I have a boyfriend.. But because I live at home and I've only just learnt to drive, that must make me too young for sex, right? Even though in the UK the age of consent is 16. Stop being so judgemental!
TheDrifter 24
It's not about where she lives, or that she doesn't drive. It's the fact that she couldn't find a solution or a method of travel without her mother's help. I'm sure that by 16 (I believe you said that was the age of consent there) you could either work out a retrieval method or find a ride/take a bus/walk to the doctor on your own.
cina5 19
In about five years you'll look back and laugh at this.