Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
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Seegtease 0
Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.
Inspired22 11
Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!
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Comments (170)
Seegtease 0
Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.
ryguy997 0
so you are a sucky child care worker dealing with a kid with a violent mind. DEAL WITH IT. suck. it. up.
thatonek1d 0
preschool!!! they aren't socially educated yet.
Loe_307 0
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FIRST!! Haha (IDK why I had to do that) I think that KID's life is f**ked.
im_asian 0
1. You sir, ****** fail. 2. I call BS on this one no preschooler can draw good enough for you to be able to tell its you being shot and being caught on fire, etc.. It would just look like a bunch of colorful scribbles.
im_asian 0
Also, I have never ever ever ever heard or seen a preschooler act/think like that this FML is just too over..
breenarae25 0
ftw u need to learn to count dude, n no one cares if ur first or last so stfu
stkeepsitreal 0
lol FTW!! ur not the ones whos ******, its the lil kid lol
narks 0
ok that kid is really messed up =/
Mnemic 6
lol! But you should really ask him why he actually did that... and that it is inappropriate.
Inspired22 11
Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Next thing you know he'll be stomping ants on the playgfound... (Killing of animals as a child - in a malicious way, not hunting - has been proven as a telltale sign of a future serial killer).
thief1434 23
We must instill life long passivity towards ants in this child!
Adeptus_Astartes 22
@Himhaileypotter stomping ants is not a future sign of a serial killer... all boys kill bugs. You only need to worry if it is a small animal.
mf_fml 0
umm... :/
marycjones 0
His parents must let him watch lots of Rated-R movies. =
duckduckchicken 0
#7 Right...I actually don't think preschool kids "just do that sorta junk"
marycjones 0
#12, what the hell are you talking about that's relevant to my comment?