Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
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Seegtease 0
Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.
Inspired22 11
Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!
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Comments (170)
SilentGround 0
imagination is golden. twisted, but golden.
starvingxartist 0
kids are seriously disturbed these days.
katherinebby17 28
lol im sorry but that made me laugh
kbd013 0
recommend him for counciling and save some lives. he culd go crazy in mid skool or high skool
xRUINERx 0
Lmfao woowww xD I'd keep it and put it on my wall in my room :P
reetah 0
oh the lovely effects television and video games have on kids...
Icalasari 0
:3 I drew a picture of dead pigs at 4/5 years old. My mom took me to a psychologist as a result That was how she found out that I have Aspergers :D
alawoo 0
the kid is psycho
tyler1 0
wow um, i think we have met the future Jeffrey Dahmer. And I thought I was sick, and desensitized for utterly loving the entire opening scene to saving private ryan, looks like this kid one ups me
rakhil11 7
yeah. he's a kid. he, like most kids, watches violent movies. ZOMG!!! HE'S GROWING UP 2 B A MASS MURDERER!!! not.