Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Unfair
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Peaches
Tucker, United States
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
God dammit
United States
Piss poor management
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
polkadotpinup
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got a call from my employers wanting to ask why I had a no call, no show for today. My supervisor reported me for not showing up to work. It's my day off, and also my birthday. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Tired
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Overtime
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
jessiluvxx
Kearny, United States
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Allergic to Assholes
Indianapolis, United States
No excuses
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
But you did confirm that you're still getting paid weekly @ full-time though nonetheless, right? ;-) Best of luck to you, OP! :-)
ticklebeard30 7
as soon as I showed up. my boss said "oh..i meant to call you"
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jbuckets_404 39
But you did confirm that you're still getting paid weekly @ full-time though nonetheless, right? ;-) Best of luck to you, OP! :-)
RichardPencil 32
Was it on Saturday?
twin 18
been there sometimes it's nice to have an unexpected day off enjoy it.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
next time check your emails
BurnInDemonFire 39
My boss doesn't email me when I don't have to work. In fact, she doesn't email me at all. We always communicate face-to-face, unless one of us is ill, in which case, we call. She even came to my apartment to tell me that I had the job. And that's also the beginning of the story of how my boss started dating my roommate's dad. The wedding is in April. If anyone has a good excuse to get me out of it, but one that won't get me fired, I'd really appreciate it.
ticklebeard30 7
as soon as I showed up. my boss said "oh..i meant to call you"