Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
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Seegtease 0
Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.
Inspired22 11
Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!
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Comments (170)
Virgin_Tea 0
Ha. Kids!
skrewd4lyf 0
well what if that kid saw all that stabbing and fire in real life? could be sad...yet ****** up!
SuperAsianPie 0
If i were u i would draw a picture of him with Nemo and drown him in an aquarium afterward
xHaniffax 0
You better hope that kid isn't psychic
_FUCKyourLIFE_ 0
#21. who cares.
scottie06 0
I remember when I was a kid I loved drawing stuff with guns, war, weapons, and fire since they were all in the movies I happened to watch, but it didn't mean anything serious. If he starts hitting you or trying to stab you with knives, then you might want to watch out, but otherwise I don't think it means much. #21, glitch or no glitch, it's still a fail.
G_Bug 0
watch out he's gonna kill you next, rawr
CallYouDejaVu 0
at my school, im in child care, we teach a preschool, and this kid ocean drew a chicken on a farm with red dots...."aw, does the chicken have chicken pox?" "mo silly, the chickens being shot!" and drew the farmer geting blown up with fireworks. demon children....
ilaughatfmls 0
wow... that's call for attention... talk to the kid's parents and recommend a shrink...
delphina 0
When I was a kid, my favorite movie was the Godfather (kind of inappropriate for kids) and I grew up alright. I'm sure the kid will be fine and is not the victim of horrible child abuse, calm down everyone.