Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
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Seegtease 0
Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.
Inspired22 11
Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!
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Comments (170)
Funnybunny_fml 3
um... good thing he's creative? sicko
mishmosh 0
I think it's really reaching to assume something is wrong with him or that he is abused. I used to watch Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and all that and used to make all the figures fight and "die". And I'm female so it's not because he's a boy, just something that's fun when you're young to "beat the bad guys". It's definitely possible he was trying to get a rise out of the OP. I know young kids do that for the attention too. The most action I would take is to show his parents what he drew and let them handle it. Most likely he got it from tv shows, older siblings (who let him watch rated R movies or seen him play Halo or something), commercials for new movies, or even knowing who a policeman is and that they have a gun. Kids soak everything up like a sponge, and they know how to put the pieces together.
Theoneinpurple 0
Oh wow. I used to be a camp counselor for a little kids art camp- and something quite similar happened to me. And a lot of little boys are really into that sort of thing... why? I don't know.
KyleCastersMom 0
Was he black?
vicky93 0
" oh man **** your life a 5 year old kid tried to make a joke on you " **** you. your life isnt ******
neverland_fml 0
Wow. That's wrong on all levels. Show the principal ASAP. FYL.
dripinwet 0
that kid needs help bad!!
FurryFireFox 0
You people are stupid, this kid doesn't need help. He's a little boy and boys draw pictures of guns and fire. It's normal and he's got nothing against you.
funnystory 0
YOU WATCH TO MUCH DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES !!!
xanth 0
Send him to the guidance counselor. That'll fix his wagon.