Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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Comments (125)
The_Instigator 11
Why were they using your bed to begin with?
Jamicianprince 1
Smack that bitch
tayza249 20
Eww.. I suggest wearing a shower cap
hilary56 0
Wtf, A shower cap instead of discarding the pillow?
DeathBunny218 37
Could it be possible that, since they didn't know she had lice before hand, she picked them up from your house?
ChantelRenaeee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I bet you got hot from that video.
torijeanne198705 4
Seriously what is with your comments your 13 grow up a little!
DocBastard 40
Are you really telling a 13 year old girl to grow up? Why the hell should she do that? So she become a jaded, cynical bastard like me sooner?
auzzrage 1
settle down 36 this is a funny site and it made me laugh
raphanne_fml 33
Who doesn't like grown up jaded, cynical bastards?
ChantelRenaeee 0
Seriously, everyone tells me to stop growing up and stay young. So I'm just doing what they say! So just shut up and let me be a kid instead of bringing me down.
wriptidez 0
put all bedding in plastic trashbag and suffocate the LICE ... then tomorrow wash the bedding in hot water and laundry detergent .... dry on high
mrahhhhh 21
Use hot ass water on that stuff and wash it. Lice, like any other parasite, are extremely vulnerable outside of a host body, so you should be fine if you make sure to submerge it for at least five minutes.
False_Stupidity 42
^ I don't know, but it sounds more gross to have on ones bedding than lice... Maybe ass water is like bad diarrhea?
raphanne_fml 33
What is good diarrhea?
DominiqueOhhDamn 0
Smh..
Wheredidgrungego 12
Fear me lice for I am not nice!
instnt1nfction 17
And I....like rice?
rexgar2000 10
and the movie splice.
absolutegrrr 7
and a cold choc ice.
flapdoodle 2
Twice should suffice
You_Need_Soap 6
You can say that twice!
alex6946 10
Well dont put your head on it
LilaBear 2
Just don't lie on the bed. They die after a few hours of being off the head. You don't have to submerge it. Our local university did quite a lot of experimenting with headlice several years ago and debunked all the theories that you have to wash everything, submerge, use chemicals, whatever - in fact now our education department recommendations say the same thing. Wash the sheets to be doubley-sure if you want, but really, you should be fine just by avoiding the bed for the rest of the day.
elisabeth1_fml 0
There is no way I wouldn't wash everything testing or no testing. Psychologically knowing live bugs were in my bed I wouldn't use it. Doesn't bear thinking about. :)))
IPoopedOnU 12
U r retarded! I have had live and that definitely didn't work for me!