Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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Comments (125)
OhHeySlogan 4
Lice is the worst.
auzzrage 1
only thing worse than head lice is pubic lice
HannahJoButtons 2
Apparently you guys haven't heard of scabies? Google them
badactor009 0
Lice are nasty but they are far from the worst. Very far from it. Things like colon cancer, cystic fibrosis and kidney failure are closer to the worst. Then there are things like bad cops, pedophiles and rapist priests out there. Let's put lice in perspective. You can deal with lice if you have to.
auzzrage 1
well no, lice is much worse... sort of awkward for you now
boo714 15
eww that must suck. don't use your pillow and change your sheets!
mijnliefje 2
That's not possible to see multiple larvae like that, they are smaller than a pin head and wouldn't be visible like you described here. I would bag it up in a black garbage bag and toss it.
NEEPLES 7
Just get lice shampoo. Tbh it's not that big of a deal nowadays.
perdix 31
I'm jealous! I always love nit-picking and now you get the chance to do it, literally! What a lousy day!
kristen69 0
We put out stuff in trash bags for a few days. Lice jump. U could be standing me to ur bed. Check and treat ur hair just incase. Vaccum off ur mattress before u put new sheets on. She must have had them bad if u can see them on ur pillow.
Raesin 21
Ehh no, that's fleas. Lice just grip on and run from hair to hair.
DocBastard 40
Your sister's friend does a video on your bed...and you end the story with lice? LICE??? That is NOT where I was expecting this story to go.
elisabeth1_fml 0
Ewww scratching my head just thinking about it.
perdix 31
Call the local Chinese restaurant and have them deliver some Flied Lice to her house.
False_Stupidity 42
It's fried rice you plick.. (cookie for the movie reference)
benchpress550 4
Lethal Weapon 4 is a great movie!
jaredofmo 22
This is one case where crap happens, but if you take care of it fast enough, there should be no problem. ... FIRE!!!