Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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Comments (125)
immaabeast 8
That's why they used your bed and not your sisters. Your sister secretly knew...
alannah1988 4
shave your head!!
FMLISFUNNY13 5
Time to get a new pillow
kris2335 0
throw that pillow away!): how sickk.
stevenJB 25
Time to get a honey badger. Honey badger ain't scared of no lice!!
Zillie 4
That honey badger is just crayzee! The badass honey badger will sprinkle those lice on top of a ******* cobra & eat that shit for lunch.
leaffan 1
So put all your sheets and pillow cases and pillows and blankets in the wash done and done
crw817 3
Get a new pillow duh
skylaryoungblood 2
so dont sleep on it......
weesnaw_08 7
All you have to do is put it in the dryer n it kills them.
skyeyez9 25
You can get rid of it at least. Wash all your bedding in hot water with a capful of....if I remember right, lysol.