Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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kateheartswaffle 0
You're going to have to use a special comb to get rid of your lice now. NOT a plastic one. Really, like special order a metal one. Don't worry; it took me four hours to get rid of them in one sitting. Yes, tedious, but it'll get them gone. I've found that straightening my hair first is easiest. Some girl gave me lice last year. Oh and don't bother with that rubbish shampoo.. Doesn't work at all. Plus, do you really want dead bugs in your hair?
JiggyBoo123 11
Okay, they're not called larva, they're called nits. They're EGGS. Second, wash all your bedding. Anything that girl might have touched, wash it. Trust me, my sister and I recently got over a bad bout of lice, and washing your bedding can keep the lice from coming back over and over. The LiceMD doesn't work unless you go right away. Otherwise, use vinegar or olive oil- it suffocates the lice and they die. Then you can use the fine comb to get them and their awful nits off your head. Just remember to wash everything right away and spray it all with lice-spray too. :)
badactor009 0
Sucks for you. Massive lice clean up required. That girl must be really embarrassed. But lice can happen to anyone.
kennayy 0
Cut the bitch
anjtrg_1112 23
Put red food coloring on her bed for the next time she has a guy over.
huppypuppy 3
As soon as I read this, all of a sudden I was itchy everywhere :/
alessi 3
Put the video on YouTube.
RMRB 8
This is disgusting.
Kelise237 0
If you happen to get lice, dye your hair. The chemicals kill all lice and nits (the eggs).
SlaveToRetail 10
I have REALLY thick hair and am terrified of lice. I had it in 5th, 6th, and 8th grade. ******* miserable little *******.