Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Kill it with fire
Thatonechic1995 0
I least you found out before you used the pillow...
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bms1996 12
ewwwwww that's disgusting
writergirl23 19
Put the pillow sheets and blankets in the wash. Wash your hands and arms thoroughly before you make your bed again or absentmindedly twirl a strand if hair around your finger. Then make your bed again from scratch (haha) and try to avoid imagining itchies.
akichan15 5
ew
IPoopedOnU 12
GET RID OF THAT SHIT! I have had it and let me just tell you it is DISGUSTING! 1) Put all infected items in a bag to suffocate them. 2) Wash the stuff after about a week if it being outside in the bag. 3) Wash infected items in hot water and dry on high. 4) If you feel even a little itchy soak your hair in olive oil and shove it into a shower cap. 5) Wear shower cap when you sleep. 6) Take a shower in the morning. 7) Repeat steps 4-6 as long as you need
Lludes 5
Very doubtful you saw each and every lice egg unless you have a black pillow case
MissKittie 3
Lice don't have larva..... They lay eggs, and the live hatch from them...
chubby_choco 17
Sibling intrusion in one's room is bad enough, but then to get freaking lice on your bed because of it? There are no words to how pissed I would be.
Evilbear 16
O hell you'll never be able to show up in public again for this. STFU you can easily kill those lice
Already_Dead 15
Yikes... I remember one time when I was 8, I kept getting a head full of lice. I had really long hair, but still my mom took the time to pick every little pest off me. Come to find out, my best friend had terrible lice, and her drunken family thought it wise that moinaise would be enough to get rid of it. She gave them the rest of the bottle and the lice infestation seemed to stop. But still, FYL Op. Maybe talk to the parents and see what they're doing to get rid of the lice.