Today, I broke a heel and fell. A real handsome guy helped me up, so being single I said I didn’t know how I might repay him, hoping he might ask me out. He asked me if I’d be willing to go to the public toilets round the corner and suck him off. Why do I even bother trying to find a nice guy? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my best male friend to help repair my car because it broke down. He responded, “Why don’t you ask the lovely guy you’re dating instead, since obviously he’s better than me?” Apparently he’s still upset I didn’t reciprocate his romantic feelings and chose someone else. FML
Today, I’m at a low point. I sank low enough to ask a coworker I don’t even like for a pity shag to boost my self esteem. The sex was great, excellent even, but when he left this morning I now feel even lower because I feel cheap and nasty, and I almost had to beg for someone to have sex with me. FML
Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
Because it appears you're not trying to find a "nice" guy, you're trying to find a hot piece of ass. You get what you look for.
RichardPencil 32
He did ask you out.
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Comments (11)
Plop 17
Because it appears you're not trying to find a "nice" guy, you're trying to find a hot piece of ass. You get what you look for.
Rozay333 36
I moderated this lol
FWerner Gerstm 2
You had to invite him as a thank you. You expect him to pay for the help he gave you? You totally deserved that reaction.
RichardPencil 32
She wanted to pay him. He thought the right price was a *******. She disagreed.
RichardPencil 32
He did ask you out.
jordy200296 7
You did it, don’t lie
Silver_helmet 10
I thought 'nice guys' was another word for 'friendzoned'.
wysegirl 24
Easy.. looks don't mean he's nice.
Yummi_913 18
Your whole "oh I don't know how I could ever repay you" *bats eyelashes* probably gave him the impression that you would be easy. Sorry he put you on the spot like that though. Hope you didn't end up feeling cornered into giving him that blowie.
randybryant799 21
While I agree that he was disgusting you kind of left yourself open for it.
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t really agree with the comments that you were asking for it or anything, that’s very rude. And being that she randomly met a stranger, yeah of course the first thing she’s gonna notice is his looks. Nevertheless it’s super inappropriate for him to be gross and crude like that to a female stranger. Don’t listen to anyone else, keep your standards high & don’t settle. When you do that you’ll meet the nice guy you’re looking for.
Plop 17
I can only really speak for myself, but I don't think anyone's blaming OP about her trying to hit on the guy, let alone saying she was "asking for it". The problem here is that OP claims she's trying to find a "nice guy", yet went after some random guy just because of his looks, not his personality. I think everyone would react the same way if it were, say, a guy complaining he can't find a serious relationship, while going after drunken sorority girls in clubs.