Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
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dirtyfivethirty 0
Anthropology is the study of human evolution, biologically and culturally...so this girl wants to give a speech about how buses and such help bring people of all cultures and lifestyles together. On a public bus, on the way to her class, two heroin addicts are discussing hiding their vein scars. Talk about mixing cultures. If you don't get it now, then fyl.
Joshoa123 16
I bet that poked a few holes in your logic.
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savagearmz 6
What's wrong with that? Don't we all do drugs?
memob123 0
No
EvilPotato 15
1 I don't.
gntfmlingnow 12
I'm decently sure 1 was saying that jokingly. So I have no clue how it got 6 thumbs down.
RavagedSouI 0
Well if everyone did drugs then it is mission accomplish in bringing different cultures together.
RavagedSouI 0
...accidental double posting
Jammy01jams 2
Yes?? :/ I don't really know one person that hasn't tried drugs of some kind... Especially alcohol. But when it comes to the illegals, I'm pretty sure most people I know have tried one or another... It's not really bad for you unless you abuse it.
a_nutritionist 10
@29 your use of the word really is deceptive. if really = indicator of intensity, true. if really = indicator of fact, false.
winnn_fml 0
I agree. At least once in your life is a must
bensharp 5
Alcohol isnt a drug... and there's a ton of people I know who havent tried illegal drugs... including myself
louiseth 9
44, I apologise, I accidentally thumbed your comment up. Alcohol is a drug. It's a depressant, actually. :)
monkeys1315 0
Most people I know have tried an illegal drug but that was something like marijuana not something that leaves "track marks"
number0 8
^ She's right.
jefffluffingham 5
alcohol is a drug you idiot. well, at least it brought two cultures together...
Keyman1212 14
Time for honesty: I've never tried any type of drug, other than tobacco, and I'm not sure if people want to classify that as a drug. My mother was a product of the 50's, so being a teen in the 60's and in her twenties in the 70's, she was addicted to a lot of different drugs, which is why I won't touch anything, because I'll probably pick up that habit as well :/
Malinkrot 3
Ah yes, if it weren't for the colorful characters I've met through public transportation, I would never have learned about rotating your injection site, using a fresh syringe every time, loosening the belt after you register the vein, clenching my fist and tapping gently on my inner arm, and not going deep enough to hit an artery. Good day to you sir!
FreakAZoidd 3
#44, wtf are you talking about? Alcohol is a drug. Listen to 46.
omfgfmlife 0
A.) Alchohol is a drug and worst than quite a few of the "illegal drugs" on the streets B.) Drug use is not bad in moderation (soft drugs) however there is no moderation so it can be very bad for you. C.) Yes heroin can and will kill you. Eating heroin once or twice to try it I can understand.. But once you start injecting its almost impossible to turn back.
aruam365 24
alcohol is a drug, but I know several people who have never used drugs.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
#1 I got ur joke and It was pretty ******* funny if u ask me idk y u got so many thumbs down
Skittlepickle 13
-65 now you need to figure out why your comment is getting thumbed down
savagearmz 6
JESUS, calm down I was just joking
283leis 8
Um are you stupid. Alcohol is a drug. I learned that in grade 5.
sublimaze 6
Nothing exhibits the best of culture & society like a ride on public transporation
KennyMcCrmick322 0
I luv how this comment got so many people stressed out
MareNostrum 0
Was 'leaves' intended as a pun?
OBro_fml 0
46, no it's first a stimulant and releases endorphins in your brain. then after a larger amount it's a depressant
YDIbigtimebro 4
Alcohol is a drug stupid
miss_amphetamine 24
Totally agreed on all. A) Alcohol IS worse than many illegal drugs esp marijuana. I don't smoke anymore but admit it's true B) Truth. I can't do coke bc I'll keep doing it lol C) I tried eating heroin once, it was dumb. Why would anyone try it and think "I should inject this"? I don't understand!!?
changesinme 0
moron! just kidding, didn't get it too
UrLyfSuxx 0
The bus brings minds together. And think of ways to hide injection marks.
REX50ROC 0
umm how does this affect your life op?
iamaleccarlson 0
Injecting is bad... Call me bad:/ haha jk
MissMae93 23
45 - Ugh, this is why I hate the fact that they allow 13 year olds on this site. Grow up, you're not funny.
Joshoa123 16
I bet that poked a few holes in your logic.
TheFlyingMan 8
Ooft. That was good.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Proving your point... Not really FML. That's true diversity.
alexiiiis09 0
I hear that kinda stuff from the person sitting behind me in class
I_Iz_Emo 0
Well you are kinda right , it is FML however its not the cultures you want that come together. So your speech should not be affected.
Kyzahhh 7
That's just filthy, each to their own but I have no respect for people like that.....
farhil 14
I agree to an extent, but I also feel bad for them.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
I'm pretty sure if some one is giving a speech about anthropology on the globalization of public transportation they are already ahead of two heroin addicted ******....
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Sorry, meant for #13 ^^^^^^^^^^^
cocainewhore 30
#80 I don't think there was any end to call them ******. They are addicts, yes, but not necessarily ******.
zombiekitten87 12
Ah, irony.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Just keep in mind how much better off you'll be in 10 years or so than them. :)
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, in 10 years they will probably be dead.